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On The Ball Like A Testicular Surgeon
Work turned out to be very full of events. Mistakes, near deaths, crazy shit, that boss; and all with a new guy under my wing. I was pretty hyper by the end of the shift. Made me feel fuckin’ alive … Continue reading
“You’re Being Very Mature About This”
“Thanks, Dad.” Fuck, really? Great. This wasn’t what I was going for. Virtues aren’t right most of the time. They tend to get you lost in the crowd, or walked on, or killed. Vices are what define you. Your ability … Continue reading
Fear Nothing
I take my first drag of a cigarette in years and blow out a small amount of smoke. I take a second. Nothing. It didn’t catch. Fuck. I feel like I’m back in college drunk and taking an offered butt. … Continue reading
I Should Start Smoking
Why? Because everyone is telling me not to do it. My friends who smoke. My friends who don’t. The government. Private groups funded by the government. My smoker mom, if I told her. My non-smoker dad, once he gets the … Continue reading
Money for Nothin’
Day shift today, so I should be asleep now. In lieu of information, here’s great music:
The Castle
With her gone, the place is mine. With her gone, I have the ability to shape it. Home is supposed to be your sanctuary. Your place to rest, relax, and recharge, so that you can get ready to go out … Continue reading
Nostalgia, Lesbians and Irresponsibility
And now! The conclusion of “If I Didn’t Come Back, What Would You Do?” So, yes, the Ex decided to not come home. Apparently, the call of nostalgia, lesbians and irresponsibility beat out all else. She’s screwed over a lot of … Continue reading
“If I Didn’t Come Back, What Would You Do?”
Bitch! C’mon!!!!!! It was a good day, too! I woke up feeling good on Saturday night. Got dressed, grabbed some cheap food. On the way to my long, evil overnight shift I called LP and she seemed open to some … Continue reading
Qu(K?)(G?)daffi
Who knew a twenty plus year old joke would still be relevant? I can’t find the video, but the skit goes a guy is asked to say his license plate to some bureaucrat over the phone. His plate happens to … Continue reading
